Mo-omm!!!

Hey!

I understand it was the Oscars and all, and you were invited to this fabulous New York chic party at your favorite restaurant (Spotted Pig) where the wine was flowing and the savory treats kept rolling out on plentiful platters, but DANG ma! You've got to slow your roll! 

(Bee tried calling her sister in Chitown at 5 a.m. this morning. Several times. Then she tried calling her mother to complain about how her sister is never there when she calls. Luckily the battery on her cell phone was dead).