I was right

that dude with the soft hands IS here. I got so excited that...well, you can figure out what I accidentally did on the rug. And the couch.

I think old age is making me incontinent.

I've been so embarrassed about my little problem that I'm not eating. I'm too scared to put anything in my stomach.

Bee would die to have my problem. It would take care of her Holiday Weight Gain in a week's time.