Pop quiz!!

Alright, it ain't the SATs, but you certainly would need to be paying sharp attention to the last month and a half of postings to pass. Let's begin:

1.) Aye's favorite activity is:
a.) shopping
b.) working
c.) watching Oprah
d.) swearing at the Yankees

2.) Bee's main goal in life is to:
a.) take care of me.......!!!
b.) take care of herself
c.) take care of her roommates
d.) take care of bid'ness...in the bedroom

3.) Dee loves all but which of the following things:
a.) reading trashy celebrity magazines that Bee brings home from work
b.) drooling over Christopher Meloni's sweaty pecs in repeats of Law and Order:SVU
c.) smoking pot with underage coeds whenever Bee hosts one of her infamous barbecues
d.) drinking heavily, then passing out on the front stoop

(I know, a toughie!)

4.) Who in the apartment owns the most amount of underwear?
a.) Aye
b.) Bee
c.) Cee
d.) Dee

Answer key:

1.) A is for sure correct, but if you guessed D, you were obviously at Dorrian's last October when the Yanks battled the Sox in a seven game stunner of a series. Potty mouthed Aye was so heated that the bouncer asked if she'd like a tranquilizer to get her to the bottom of the ninth.

2.) B and D are correct. In fact, on some days, they go hand in hand....ba dum BUM!!!!

3.) C. Yeah, I know. I though she would have been a bigger fan of Oz. Meloni was NAKED in that series.
(oh, that drinking and passing out thing, since last summer, she's learned to at least make it through the front door.)

4.) D. Acutally, this is an educated guess, based on the number of Victoria's Secret bags I've seen her come home with since she's lived here, and the number of times the London Fling has visited. I figure at least three pairs per visit, meaning at least 15 new pairs in 6 months, on top of the standard 21 pair stash of the average woman. But Aye could be a close second.

How'd you do? If you got fewer than half right, that means you should be visiting this here blog more often. I'll tell ya err'thang 'bout these broads!