Concerned

I'm concerned about my mother's disappearing act every night this week. She rolls out of here for work from 10-6, but then shuffles in just briefly enough to drop a cup of dry dog food into my bowl and leave! I mean, where's the love? Where's the cuddling? Where's my ten minute walk around the block?

Not only that, Ei has been studying like a mad woman in that dungeon downstairs, Cee took off for India to save some lives aboard , and Dee has disappeared with the London Fling. So no one has been here to keep me company, or talk to me, or even look at me with disdain when I pass gas.

I may have to place and ad on Craigslist.org for new caretakers. Man.