Ei

must be dating someone. Here's why:

--she hasn't come home before 11 since April.
--she doesn't wake up before 10.
--she is constantly on the phone, speaking in lovey dovey Hebrew through the biggest Kool-Aid grin I've ever seen while twirling her hair.
--her underwear has gotten a lot smaller and lacier (okay, I can't confirm this but I heeaaaarrrrddd through the grapevine her talking about having to make a run to Victoria's Secret to "restock")

So what it is, Ei? Are you going to bring the guy by so I can approve of him? Give him the Frenchie Ten-Point Inspection? I know, Ei's probably nervous.

But I don't bite. I just lick.