Ei's birthday

Tonight is Ei's birthday. The girls were in rare form tonight. First, they made Ei give a fashion show of her birthday attire in the living room while Cee did her nails and Bee thought about what she could eat for dinner (it ended up being a mash up of an english muffin, crackers, and raspberries).

First outfit. Black dress with low cleavage that hit at the knee. Looked very 50s pinup. "Yes!!! Yes!!" Bee and Cee screamed. "Your boobs look great in that!! Yes, perfect!!"

"But it's too serious and classy!"

"Your boobs look great! What's next?"

Dress two. A black and white dress that hit six inches above the knee and showed no cleavage. Votes were split on this one, but Bee and Cee approved of the frock's youthful attitude.

But the winner was a dress from Cee's closet. A silver, cleavage freeing swing dress that fell eight inches above the knee to be worn with tights.

"HOT!! And your boobs!! YES!! BOOOBS!!! BOOOOOBS!!! Flirty! Cute! BOOOBSSS!!

They were all so excited, the popped a bottle of champagne in celebration. 

So I learned one thing new tonight. Finding the perfect party dress is euphoric. Especially one that exposes cleavage. Remind me to only wear my snuggest t-shirts to the dog run so I can show "my girls", too.