Ice cream

Overheard in the living room:
Dee's London Fling emerged from the cave long enough to smoke a cigarette. London Fling offered to get ice cream for Bee, but she declined. Two minutes later, Dee came up and said she wanted ice cream. LF asked her what she wants. Dee said "something yummy and gooey, like an ice cream Snickers Bar."

Bee opted for a regular ice cream sandwich.

LF hit the deli and came back with two ice cream bars and a fruit pop for himself.

Dee looked disappointed. "What?" LF asked.

"I wanted yummy and gooey."
"That is!"
"This isn't yummy and gooey!! A SNICKERS BAR is yummy and gooey!!"

LF turned off and returned back to deli.

"NOOOOOO,,,,you don't have to go. I'll eat the ice cream bar."

"I'm going. I'll be back with a Snickers. It's okay."

Two minutes later, he returned, Snickers bar in hand.

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