Four days

I know , you all probably thought Bee went ahead and sold me like she's been threatening to do for months. I almost gave her a reason to Friday morning, when I woke up at 5 AM asking to be walked. So she popped me on the patio, but that wasn't good enough. I wanted to roam. I wanted to meet people. And I wanted to do it before the sun had fully risen.

Bee wasn't having that. She was hung over after staying out until midnight with that boy she met a few weeks ago. (I still haven't seen him since I went to spend the night a few weeks back. I think his lazy ass needs to make it uptown, but I digress...)

So I tried to get Bee out of bed to play. She pushed me off the side of the bed. I jumped, and jumped to get on top of her, but her damn bed sits on top of those bed lifters so it's two feet higher than average.

I instead decided to race around her room, pounding on the floor so loud that it sounds like an earthquake to Aye, who sleeps below Bee. Bee jumped up and tried to shush me, but I didn't care. I was MAD, and AWAKE!! And I wanted exercise NOW!!

"Shut up!" Bee yelled, which made me just pounce louder. Bee grew even more pissed because she knew the noise would surely wake Aye, and then she'd come upstairs and start yelling. And Bee didn't feel like dealing.

Sure enough, just after Bee got so furious she picked me up and threw me on her bed in an effort to shut me up, Aye pounded up the stairs and wailed, "Can you please quiet the dog down, PLEASE."

Can't blame her for being annoyed. But that's beyond the point. I got my ass up on the bed! I finally figured out what it takes to get up there! Obnoxious behavior to the point of disturbing the entire house! THAT's the most important thing.

Ah, snuggling under that nice warm down comforter was like heaven. And I showed my appreciation by giving Bee a nice wet kiss on the lips before I dozed off. Thanks, mom.