Overheard this morning

Number of roommates sleeping here: four
Number of roommates who went to work today: three
Number of roommates who were here when the cleaning lady came at 9 AM and still here when she left at 3 PM: one
Number of roommates who hung out with Mayor Bloomberg this evening: one
Number of roommates who have a London Fling visiting them in two weeks: one
Number of roommates who have a New York fling visiting them this week: none

Overheard this morning at 8:58 AM:

Bee, getting ready for a work meeting at 9, flings her shoes on and shoves me in the cage. Dee has already left for work, Cee is working from home in her room, Aye is sitting ont he couch reading Us Weekly. Remember, she has NO JOB.

Aye (walking into Bee's room): Listen to this. Can you believe this article on Katie Holmes being so elated that she's having Tom Cruise's baby? I mean it says she's 'ecstatic' to be a mother! C'mon!
Bee: (silence)
Aye: Isn't that ridiculous?
Bee: (flinging her shoes on, grabbing her coat from the closet, keys from the desk and throws her purse over her shoulder) Uh-huh. (runs past Aye)
Aye: Yeah. (sits back on couch)
Bee: (runs out of the house) Bye!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. GET A JOB!

Bee should be pissed that the one roommate who seems to be allergic to 8 hour work days can't even take me outside for a walk during the day. But God forbid she miss a tanning session at Hollywood's down the block.