Who babysittin'

Number of roommates sleeping here: four
Number of umbrellas in the front foyer area: two
Number of roommates invited to the Cosmo's 50 Hottest Bachelor Party: two
Number of roommates currently in their pajamas at 8:21PM: three
Number of former roommates that are coming back to sleep in the apartment: one

Bee's heading off to Puerto Rico this weekend. This trumps a fabulous week of 12 hour work days and two consistent days in the cage, only paroled long enough to take a poop outside. What the eff.

Supposedly, she's going to have her old roommate, Tee, stay in her room over the time she's gone. That could work! At least I don't have to go off to some kennel. Foreign, cold caged holes in the wall, surrounded by other mangy mutts. I need my space.

So I think maybe, just maybe, Aye may have gotten a job in California and will be moving out in March. The others are already planning the going away party. They're talking four DJs, three kegs, basically a big ol' send off to stress, yelling and other belligerent activity that they've either witness or had to deal with in some legal fashion.

Now maybe I won't be made to feel like a dirty pig once she's gone. Hell, maybe I'll through a party.