Monday

Number of roommates sleeping here: four
Number of men who have slept here in the last 48 hours: two
Number of men who were former boyfriends who have slept here in the last 48 hours: one
Number of beers in the fridge: ten (Bee had a barbecue on Sunday)
Number of grills in the backyard: two
Number of grills in our living room: none! thank goodness for Bee's strong male friends!

So we had some Flashback Booty in the house today. I knew I saw a familiar face!!

Dee stayed home from work today because she had "stomach issues." So we got to snuggle al day on the couch and watch bad daytime television. So I'm frolicking in the back when al of a sudden I hear someone coming up the stairs. Dee was still on the couch as we both turned and laid eyes on a boy that we hadn't seen since last fall. It was Aye's ex boyfriend, S.

I was doggone dumbfounded.

Didn't Aye just proclaim her love for some dude she met LAST week while at a party, who then spent the night here before jetting back to California? The same guy that she wanted to have babies with?! And she scraps that fantasy to shack with the unemployed ex-boyfriend?

Lord. Times must be hard.

Meanwhile, the Northwest and Southeast corners of the household (Bee and Dee) seem to be under the weather. All that hard partying has finally caught up with them. How does Cee (who occupies the Southeast side) manage to do it? She goes out every night, wakes up at 8, goes to work, and still has time to canoodle with the man.

Oh right, she naps first!! She gets home around 6 and makes sure to lie down for an hour. Must be why she has such great skin, too.

Works for me. That's why you always catch me on the couch for at least four hours.