Thursday

Number of roommates sleeping here: two (or maybe three, if Dee would make it home from Va-Ca-Shun with London Fling)
Number of magazines in Bee's room: six
Number of celebrity tabloids in Bee's room: four
Number of products in Bee's grab bag from Wednesday night's event: 30
Number of Christmas gifts Bee saved herself from buying by attending Wednesday's event: five
Number of mini champagne bottles Bee chilled in the fridge for a nightcap: one

So I made a boo-boo. I pooped in my crate. I couldn't help it. Bee left me in there for close to 12 hours. That's animal cruelty. Where's that DAMN DOG WALKER?!?!

i'm really going crazy in this house without having the freedom to roam throughout the day. It's not like I'm really going to eff something up if they just let me have access to the main room during the day. All I want to do is sleep on the couch, is that too much to ask?

Oh, dog hair, they say. Put a damn throw rug down!!

And why haven't we heard if Aye got that California job yet?