Thankful

Number of roommates sleeping here: three
Number of Thanksgiving dinners Dee ate: two
Number of pieces of pie Bee ate: two
Number of bottles of wine Aye, Bee and Dee plowed through today: four over an eight hour period.
Number of times Aye called her mother to make sure she was cooking her first Thanksgiving turkey properly: six
Number of dollars Bee spent on dinner tonight: ninety (plus another forty for two pies, whipped cream and cups for the afterparty at a friend's apartment post-dinner).

And, now, I will rattle off the things that I am most thankful for:

--that Bee always walks and feeds me even when she's very drunk or super hungover
--that Dee will love me no matter what wrong I do in the apartment
--that Bee gives me Greenies!
--the 7 other Frenchies that live on this block.
--that Bee hasn't evicted me yet although I deserved it on so many occasions.
--peanut butter
--chicken
--Louis (mmm, yeah!)

And most of all, I'm thankful Bee brought me into her world that fateful day last March. If it weren't for her, I wouldn't have so much fun.