Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Officially worried


Can you believe Cee is leaving us, too? That means only Bee will be left of the original crew that started in this apartment.
For those of you who are new here let's recap (also, check the archives for more detail):

AYE--Was evicted. Too much yelling and screaming and cursing and drama for the rest of the house. Plus she didn't like me for some reason. I never chewed her shoes or pooped on her sheets or anything! She was replaced with Ei, who is still here.

BEE--Still here.

CEE--Moving to Brooklyn. Bought a place. Blowing this pop stand after four years.

DEE--Moved in with London Fling. Will never forgive him for taking her away. Now happily cohabitating in Soho. Not once have I been invited over for a sleepover. Beotches. Replaced by Gi. See below.

EI--See above.

GI--Remember her? The one who played violin and partied all the time? Yeah, it was a short stay. She was replaced by.....

KAY--The newest roommate. Nice . Sweet. Normal. From Long Island. Runs more than Bee. We like her.

But now, we need another roommate to replace Cee, and it's not looking good. Bee has reposted the ad on craigslist.org three times, and the candidates she finds either respond and then don't show up to see the place or are cooks. We need help!

Or else, they're going to make me start stripping to earn rent money.

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