My modeling career

So Bee has high hopes of getting me further into doggie modeling. She brainstormed with colleagues yesterday about finding an agent. Seems Bee was told that I would have to follow some basic commands and be able to be calm for at least 30 minutes.

That last one may be tough, especially when there's another dog in the room.

But if I get going as a doggie model, will I have to register as a taxpayer? Will I receive a social security number like most taxpaying citizens? Will I be forced to vote and do jury duty?

Or will Bee just keep the loot in a shoebox?

I guess this means no more pooping on mattresses out of frustration, too.