Resolutions

I resolve to not bite any of Bee's shoes.
I resolve to not jump on Bee's guests.
I resolve to not run around the house before 7 AM.

I resolve to sleep with that hot Louie from down the street. I resolve to, in fact, hump any dog if that means Bee will get some play, too.


We're three days into 2006, and I'm doing well on the first three. I haven't seen Louie since October, however. I feel like my chances are slim. For both Bee and I.

Sheet.