Wednesday

Number of roommates sleeping here: two (argh! Me and Bee, alone here with Aye!! With no one to protect us!! NO ONE!!!!)
Number of roommates that will be over the age of 25 come Jan. 14: four
Number of roommates that will be over the age of 25 come Jan. 15: three
Number of times the Next Door Neighbor has asked when he's babysitting me but has not come through: five
Number of times Bee has cursed his name: 79
Number of dollars spent at Gourmet Garage to support Bee's Holiday Detox program, inspired by "The Biggest Loser": 35

So the roomies finally picked a roommate today. They settled on a 24-year-old student from Europe, who will ironically be referred to in this online diary as Ei. Funny, that's the next letter in the alphabet. I do not make this stuff up.

This girl seemed to be sweet enough. She starts working at the end of her term, and has tons of family support (read:money) to pay her bills. I liked her. She seems like she'll be a laid back girl. More than I can say for the current occupant of that room. A bit on the young side though. There better not be any mention of kegs, spring break or Sutton Place from her, or else....immediate eviction.

In other news, Dee did not come home before I went to asleep. But just when I though Dee might have been scandalous and cheated on her London Fling, she scooted in around midnight. Seems she was working late.

Dee, please come home earlier. I miss you. I don't like you working these crazy hours for the man. Plus, Bee needs protection from Aye.

Please. Thanks.