Walkers

So Cee went on a date Wednesday night with a cute boy. Physically, he's not her usual type --short and Jewish instead of tall and smoldering Latin. Mentally, he's perfect--wicked smart and sensitive. So she's all over that.

Anyway, Cee was uber stoked to go out with him for coffee and whatever else the night brought. She left the house around 9 PM. Meanwhile, Ei left to meet her friends for dinner shortly thereafter. Bee went to bed early because she had to roll into work around 7:30, while Dee was still staying in a Midtown hotel with the London Fling.

After Bee fell asleep, I heard a rustling at the door. Now I'm no Doberman, but I can at least alert the girls when a non-normal set of footsteps approaches the door. So I growled when I heard a rustling that sounded heavier than normal. Cee had come home with the boy.

I got nervous, feeling that she might not have wanted to invite him in to snuggle on the couch, so I growled some more. Bee shushed me. Cee then moved into the bedroom.

After a half-hour, Cee escorted him out.

Cee and the boy continued kissing at the door, while my impatience for having the door wide open for the rest of the apartment to see grew stronger. I growled. Cee kissed. Bee hushed.

And then...as Cee's passion grew stronger...as my nervousness grew greater....Ei walked in and caught Cee and the boy kissing.

A red faced Cee apologized and walked the boy out to the entryway. Again, the door did not close. Making out continues.

Now Bee, annoyed that the door was not closed, had to use the bathroom. She walked out of her room, not knowing what was going on, as she was so exhausted she couldn't fully process the situation.

She opened her bedroom door. Then, I excitedly ran out of the room.

I made my presence known with a little bark and ran over to Cee to meet her new friend. I wanted to know his name, where he was from, where they went on their date, if he was coming back, everything!!

Instead, we caught Cee and the boy in the middle of ANOTHER heavy makeout session. Cee shrieks, and shoves the boy out of the front door.

The bright light blinded Bee as she walked to the bathroom, so it took a few seconds to make out the images at the door. Bee, blurry-eyed and confused apologized profusely to Cee. Cee shut the door, turned away from Bee and I in shame and went to her room.

Embarrassment permeated the apartment until the next morning, when all three girls giggled over the madness.