Just one more beer

It's funny how I am allowed to chill in the house all day, yet the cage still sits assembled in Bee's room. I say sell it, or toss it with the rest of the trash! I no longer need such confined quarters!!!!

Anyway, on with the topics you REALLY want to know about:
Number of roommates sleeping here: three
Number of opened bottles of wine in the house: two
Number of bottles of champagne in the house: two
Number of wine glasses:40 (damn! we expecting company?)
Number of men who have called Bee in the last five days: none
Number of men who have called Cee in the last five days: five
Number of pairs of boots Bee owns: five
Number of pairs of boots Bee owns and loves: one

Number of hours I've slept since Wednesday: twenty