Blind item guessing game!

Yes , that's right kids, just like they do in the New York Post's Page Six, we're going to play a little Blind Item guessing game:

Which all but virginized roommate actually got some this weekend? The roomie not only slept out Saturday night, but spent Sunday night in her suitor's lair as well.

Which roommate owns three vibrators?

Which roommate does not know how to have discrete sex? Every time she brings a guy over, my cage starts rattling from her moans.

Which roommate is way too smart to have sex in the apartment for fear that her antics could end up on this very blog? She also does way more than get naked with her BF, it's probably what keeps the relationship so enriched.

Which roommate has never brought a man to the apartment?