Stomach

I must apologize for my lack of postings this week. I've been having severe stomach issues where all I do is let out stinky flatulence all day. It's really ripping a new hole in my round, black ass.

Adding to my own pain, the smell is becoming a pain in Bee's ass. She can't even have company over without me embarrassing her.

I'm sorry Mommy. Oh, yeah, Happy (poot!) Mother's Day!