Sunday

Number of roommates sleeping here: two
Number of cartons of ice cream in the freezer: one
Number of bottles of wine in the refrigerator: two
Number of takeout bags from local restaurants piled on the kitchen floor: five
Number of roommates who spend $60 at Victoria's Secret gearing up for what was named "return of the mack": one
Number of roommates glued to computer screen at 9:24 PM Sunday night: two

Looks like the process has begun yet again to find another roommate in this house. This is my second time going through this after we had to evict Aye's crazy ass out of here and recruit Ei. That worked out beautifully. Here's hoping we can get someone just as cool for Dee's replacement.

And just in case anyone's asking, my requirements for our future roommate:
Must like wine
Must like dogs
Must have good hours so can be available to walk me when Bee isn't home so I can go see my homeys around the block.
Must like to cuddle on couch
Must NOT have boyfriend, as woudl take too much quality time away from snuggling with me
Must be independently wealthy, so can afford to buy roommates a flat screen tv for family room, new furniture, high-grade dog food for me and wouldn't have to work so can spend all day with me