5 reasons

Why the Midwest is great:

1.) Fresh air. No smell of trash the second I stepped outside.
2.) Space. Bee's apartment was spacious, but at Camp Midwest, I have three FLOORS to roam. I especially like the basement. It's a game room, with leather couches and a 50 inch television. It's like Oprah is lifesize now.
3.) People. Everywhere. All day. Touching me. Petting me. Spoiling me.
4.) Great food. Somehow, a bit of macaroni and cheese always ends up coming my way.