Sunday, February 28, 2010

Diet

Like all women, I had to change my diet to improve my looks.

I'v been having allergies like crazy-itchy skin, shedding, drippy eyes. I lick my paws until their red and raw, I wiped my face so hard against the carpet that I've lost hair underneath both eyes.

Bee has tried bathing me with medicated soap, giving me Claritin in my food, and taken me to the vet for countless visits. Nothing worked.

Now, I'm on a raw diet.

It's basically raw meat discs that I eat twice a day along with salmon oil and enzymes. It takes pretty good. And mom feeds me three times a day now, not just once. Supposedly all of the most beautiful Frenchies are on the raw diet.

Maybe I can get an endorsement deal out of it if my skin clears up.

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