Women

I'm watching Oprah with my master, Bee (she came home at three after writing one story and jetting for the day). Did you know women in Mexico don't work out? That means if we lived in Mexico, I'd get more time with my wannabe Flo Jo, sports bra wearing master. The girl spends two hours a day at the club, while I chill out in the crate with nothing but a few pork flavored bones to keep me company.

Women in Hong Kong make bank! Chicks in Malaysia make loot too, and only pay $250 in rent for a 3 bedroom apartment! Sheet.

In New York City, I could probably fetch that much to rent out my crate for the weekend.