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18 days until Miami...
Rumor has it that London Fling is moving here as of May 1. Imagine, a man to help around the house, install light bulbs, reach the dishes on the high kitchen shelf...
Oh wait, he's not STAYING HERE. Sheet.
Anyway, Dee's elated. They're not moving in together (thank, gosh, 'cause if Lonodn Fling would have taken away my favorite aunt, heads would have rolled), but give it a year, and I'm sure Bee will need to find a new roommate. If she doesn't move out first.
I saw her checking out apartments in Chicago this weekend. Wonder if this is a way of investing in our future. Or instead, an attempt to get rid of, for good, that crappy ass Next Door Neighbor.
posted by Lucy V. @ 10:56 PM
2 Comments:
Dear Lucy,
Please tell Bee this is the first and last I will hear any silly talk of apartments in Chicago. End of Story. Thank You.
Kindest Regards,
Dee
Dear Dee,
If Bee doesn't start making any money soon, we will be uprooted. And that means moving back home. And that means Chicago.
Can you spare your bonus so we can stay in NYC?
Love,
Lucy
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