CSI

Number of roommates sleeping here: two
Number of episodes of CSI that have been viewed by those two roommates: two
Number of roommates who went to the gym tonight: one
Number of meals eaten by roommates: three

Bee is depressed because she eats too much and can't motivate to go to the gym. Well, most people would just cut back on food and hit the gym, but Bee would rather sit on the couch and not move--to the gym or to the fridge. Dee is eating a salad and working out because she, too claims she's on a diet. Cee, being the lithe, skinny Brazilian one, was blessed with good genes and has no reason to diet. Aye eats like a man--steak, potatoes, chips-but manages to keep her slim boyish figure. Straight and narrow. Looks good in jeans.

I don't care about mah weight. I know the boys on the block like me wit' a little meat on my bones.