What the eff?

Thursday.
Number of roommates sleeping here: Four, but it could be down to two, as Bee and Cee are going out.
Number of pieces of mail in mail slot: six, one wedding invitation
Number of days Aye has been at the beach in the past two weeks: seven
Number of days Aye has worked in the past two weeks: four, not consecutively

Bee is having an exceptionally good hair day. She swears by two products: one, Lanza Hair Repair Leave In Protectant conditioner. It's in a grey tube and retails for about $11.99. Fights frizz and leaves your hair soft while defining curls. And two, KMS Curl Up control balm. Retails for $14.99. Leaves your curls shiny, Crisco shiny!

WWD reported that two sales reps from Teen Vogue just got a book deal to write a tale for lipstick lesbians. Bee is depressed. Makes her feel like at 27 she's a slacker. I told her she should have penned her ode to Rosie O'Donnell a long time ago.

But what do I know? I don't even have thumbs.