Shady

So our friendly neighbor offered to babysit me while Bee was out working. Unbelievable. After a whole year of barely acknowledging Bee's presence, all of a sudden, OUT OF NOWHERE, he wants to be chatty? He wants to watch after Bee's pride and joy while she's at work?! That can only mean two things: 1.) he broke up with his girlfriend and 2.) he wants to get into Bee's draughs. Bullshit. No way, no how.

Bee also met with a recruiter yesterday. No not for a job, for a boyfriend. He just started business school at Columbia and therefore will have tons of hot friends. She did the initial meet-and-greet to establish a trusting friendship last night. Her first invite to hang out with his MBA classmates arrive at 9:25 PM. That's a 24-hour turnaround. Genius.