Dang

I messed in my crate. Bee is not happy, so I've been relegated to the back patio. I'm sorry.

I might as well introduce you to Cee:

Fire engine red hair, smart as a whip. Works in research at NYU. Sexy in an exotic, Brazillian way. And I don't need to say how hot she is since no one in Brazil is ugly.

Number of guys she's escorted into our apartment since my arrival: three
Number of purses: fifty
Number of trips to the gym in the last week: one
Number of times she walks me throughout the day: none
Number of drunken nights spent outside of the apartment in a year's time: none. Rarely gets wasted. But when she drinks too much, she brings the party to her room.

Cee is a perfect lady-raised by Emily Post's Rules of Etiquette. Classic New Jersey suburban family. Has obsession with cleanliness and santization. Doesn't allow me in her room.
Always has boyfriend. Means we don't get much quality time.