To the point

Number of roommates sleeping here: three (Cee is in the South saving lives again.)
Number of roommates who worked past 8:two
Number of roommates who ordered sushi tonight: one (Dee)
Number of glasses of wine Dee had with dinner: none
Number of glasses of wine Bee had with dinner: two
Number of scoop fulls of peanut butter Bee ate after dinner: four
Number of servings in a 16 oz jar of peanut butter: 15
Number of servings Bee has eaten since she bought the jar on Sunday: eight
Number of pounds Bee could probably lose if she could quit her addiction to peanut butter: 5

Number of doggies who would die if I dared suggested that she put the spoon down, throw out the PB and take me for a long walk: one