Wasted!!

Number of roommates that slept here last night: one, cause Bee didn't come home until the sun came up Sunday morning. So she doesn't count.
Number of margaritas Bee drank in Riverside park today: two (nope, she hadn't sobered up from the night before).
Number of bottles of Gatorade Bee drank on Sunday: two.


Man, I have been abandoned so many Saturday nights in a row ever since all of Bee's friends came back from Japan or Chicago or wherever. That crazy chick had been on a bender.

I met someone new today in Riverside Park. A beautiful spaniel named Jerry. Man, was he hot. Hairy, and all gums for smile. Belonged to a friend of Bee's from work.

I'd still do him tho.

He was older (two and half years old) and wise. We shared a water bowl. It was sweet. Hope Bee meets up with again.