5 reasons

We hate London:

1.) The weather.
2.) London Fling.
3.) The food. Which London Fling ate.
4.) Soap costs too much money. That damn Lush made it okay to pay more than 99 cents for three bars of Ivory. It's London Fling's fault.
5.) The exchange rate. Which, I'm sure, is also London Fling's fault. Somehow.