Are we having a party?

There was mention of a party at the apartment being had next weekend. Saturday night. No barbecue (because it's too hot and too much work). But a celebration of having new roommates (Kay and Vee) and Ei getting a new job.

You're all invited. If it's really happening. Details to come.

The cable bill

WHAT?

Time Warner credited us the money back from the supposed porn that someone allegedly bought during Memorial Day on Pay Per View. But look what the Pay Per View Investigative team turned up... the names of the alleged movies we allegedly bought at five in the morning.

Lesbian porn (I guess sort of fitting for a household with four girls). "2pornchickflick2" and "Lezbobootybitchz."

Classy.

Bee is framing this cable bill and hanging it up in her office.

Does anybody

want to babysit me on July 31 through August 3?

That didn't go so well

I just don't like to share attention.

Hawker and Dee came over with my future husband, Lucas. But we didn't hit it off so well. I guess I thought because he was younger I could steamroll right over him. So when they put him next to me, I did.

Hawker freaked. I think our impending nuptials have been canceled.

It's not like I didn't like the little guy. I guess after flirting with older, bigger dogs--Great Danes and Bull Mastiffs are on my roster of ex-boyfriends-- I didn't know how to act around such a gentile canine. Lucas is only about 8 pounds sopping wet. And his skull bones were barely fused together.

I know he'll grow into himself and become the burly husband I'll be completely head over heels for. But not for two years. Then, he'll be 16, and I'll be 35. Yes, go right ahead and add 'cradle robbing' to my list of hobbies.

New boyfriend

Supposedly, I have a new boyfriend. I haven't met him yet, but I've seen pictures. He's kinda cute, dontcha think?

I also understand that he's years younger than I am. Like in adult years, about 20 years younger. The age difference, as Dee so affectionately pointed out, would make me a cougar to the highest degree.

It's sorta like Bee's dating situation in reverse. She likes much older men (like 20 years older).

My new boyfriend's name is Lucas, and he belongs to Hawker. That's right, my babysitter from a few months back fell so in love with me that he had to go and get his own Frenchie. This of course means I'll be staying with him and his boyfriend (J.) and my new boyfriend (Lucas) more often.

They're all coming over to the house this evening (that's why Bee gave me a bath and put perfume on me last night!). I guess this is a set up? More like an arranged marriage?