My BIG news

Y'all sitting down? Because this one is HUGE.

Ready?

WE'RE MOVING!!!

Holla, homeys! We're moving out of the Upper West Side to the very tony, very hip, very cool Greenwich Village. For those keeping track, that's a few blocks from Quinn and B., and just a subway stop from Dee!! OH MY GOSH, DEE!!!! How I miss you!

We're moving to a LUXURY high rise building. Finally, Bee comes off of some extra rent money so we can be PAMPERED! Roof deck! Pool! Elevator (four of them)! Doorman! Finally, I can get my doggie treats from Trixie & Peanut on time.

We're out of here on Nov. 1. So much to pack before we leave. It's the end of an era. Bee had lived in this apartment for six years. Me for three. With nine roommates/aunties.

I'll miss all of my boyfriends up here, and my dog walker, L. But, look what we're getting downtown? And do you know how well groomed Greenwich Village dogs are? They all belong to gay men! They're good looking, in shape....and rich!

It's on now.

My mother

was home before eight today! Oh! My! Gosh!

Dee, I haven't forgotten about you. You'll find out soon enough. Very soon.

The mind is slipping

Bee is getting old.

Last week. She ran into Petco to buy my normal Iams Natural Blend dog food. Veggie flavored. It's usually on the second level, last aisle in the back. But there was a promotional display of Iams food on sale at the bottom of the stairs before you climb upstairs.

Bee looked at the brown colored bag, saw the word "veggie", and grabbed it.

She went to the register and they rang her up for $8.15. Much cheaper than what my dog food usually costs.

When she poured the nuggets into my bowl, they were half the size than my normal food, plus they were triangular in shape. My food is round.

And, it tasted funny.

It wasn't until my third feeding on the stuff that Bee realized she bought cat food instead of dog food.

Had she just spent two more seconds looking at the label, I wouldn't have had to eat gross cat brittle for three days.

I should make Bee order me a filet mignon for having to eat that crap for so long.

September

brings cooler weather, less time with Bee and more time at the dog run. But Bee hasn't taken me since I got into a fight with that stupid Pug right before we went on vacation. It wasn't my fault! The Pug was trying to take away my toys!

I don't like to share.

C'mon Bee, can we go back tomorrow morning? Please?

Stupid Fashion Week

I don't care what they say. It took away my mommy for a whole week! I didn't see her save for the mornings. Boo.

That's why we sat on the couch all day today and watched movies. She owed me.

In other news.....I soon will have some major news for you all. Sit tight.

Mother!

get your act together and get off of the couch and do some work!

Geeeeezzzz!

We're back from vacation, and my mom has spent more time on the couch than need be. Except for when her and Ei and Vee went to get pizza during that hellatious rain storm this weekend. The roommates decided wine and pizza was the only proper Saturday night activity in that kind of weather.

I never made it out for my evening walk because it was so soggy.

Now, Monday, it's much sunnier. Perfect for a kickoff to fall.

On vacation

And it's all about to end. Some of the highlights:



The lake in the back of Bee's parent's house. This is where big game fishing took place. Bee and her mom took home five of the smallest bluegills you've ever seen.


Trinity. Meh. We at least didn't kill each other this trip around. I'm pretty convicned her jealousy comes from the fact that Bee's dad loves me more than her.


Sadly, we are happiest when we are apart.


Summer's over. I'm sorta depressed about it, but at least the fall brings cooler weather. Means more time for me at the dog run.